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This is an email I got from the Foreign Language College this morning.  Good luck deciphering it:

Hello, I am here to inform you of the good news. we will have an eight-day holiday for celebrating the Chinese National Day and Mid-autumn Day; that is from Oct. 1st  to Oct.8th, among which Oct.1^st, Oct. 2^nd, and Oct.3^rd are three lawful holidays. On Oct.4 th. ,we will enjoy our Sunday as usual. On Oct. 5^th we will enjoy the Saturday of Oct. 3^rd. Oct. 6^th is Mid-autumn festival. Sept. 27 and Oct. 7^th will change their roles; that is On Sept. 27^th we will have Oct. 7's class,(Wednesday's class), and on Oct. 7^th we will have Sept. 27's class(Sunday's class). Oct8th and Oct. 10 will change their roles; that is, on Oct. 8^th we will have Oct. 10^th's class(Saturday's class), and on Oct. 10^th we will have Oct. 8^th's class(Thursday's class). The rest days go smoothly as usual.

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